hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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blastortoise:

Green M&Ms count as vegetables right

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voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

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hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

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